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Getting an erection in a public place can be embarrassing, but you shouldn't freak out. It's important that you keep in mind that erections are a naturally occurring thing, especially if you're a boy going through puberty. Luckily, there are several ways that you can cover up your erection or get rid of one.
Just an hour into our outing, my son had a nasty diaper blow out that literally reached his head. Hello, good townsfolk! Look away, lest you consider a ban of small children on your public streets.
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In light of the "cock au vin" storyhere is my guide to what not to do with your penis. Pictures of the engorged members of members of parliament will leak. Look at Peter Dowling, the Queensland politician who dunked his in a glass of wine.