The other day I was scrolling through my Twitter feed when I came across a stupid but nonetheless alarming post from my number one source of celebrity penis-related news. How very nice for them both, I thought. And then a few minutes later it hit me: Wait.
There's nothing wrong with a good dick joke. In recent years, acclaimed comedy series like HBO's Silicon Valleywith its absurdly elaborate jerkoff-algorithm sequence from Season 1's finale, and Netflix's American Vandalwith its season-length true-crime dissection of phallus graffiti, have proven that skilled writers and actors can find big laughs in penis humor. More specifically, the act of chopping off a dick can work as a comedic premise: Just watch this Human Giant sketch from the mids in which Rob Huebel plays a guy who mutilates himself for viral fame and fortune.
Many times, bad things have happened when men got sexually frustrated and attempted to ease that frustration. Luckily for us, there stories were reported to the media and posted online for future generations to study and hopefully never, ever duplicate. Right around when puberty starts for most boys, the idea of an item that has a hole and also can suck seems to be a gift from the heavens.
Scared staff at a McDonald's restaurant were forced to lock the doors after a man outside brandished a knife in one hand and his penis in the other. The year-old had already tried to rob a man at knifepoint at a nearby garage before launching his assault on the fast food outlet, Cornwalllive. Truro Crown Court heard that after smashing the front door of the restaurant on the morning of August bank holiday Monday, he then assaulted the manager.
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In AprilLA rapper Andre Johnson, AKA Christ Bearer, rose to sudden notoriety after a bizarre incident, in which he tried to cut off his own penis before jumping off a second-floor balcony at a party. Two years on, in a new film for BBC Three, Christ Bearer: The rapper who chopped off his own penis, Johnson reflects on what led him to perform such an extreme act of violence against himself. At the time, it was reported with a mixture of shock and amusement.